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Is anyone else playing D&D Online? So far it's an engaging fantasy game, with puzzles and storylines, not just mobs, but it's hidden by a ridiculously bad UI, click-real-fast combat crossed with the zany dice rolls of tabletop, and a flaky game client. Any thoughts?
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Naked People Are Funny

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Naked people!

  1. Naked people are the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  2. India tested its first nuclear naked people in 1974.
  3. Olive oil was used for washing naked people in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  4. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their naked people.
  5. Naked people have a bifurcated penis.
  6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing naked people!
  7. Naked people are 984 feet tall.
  8. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using naked people.
  9. Olympic badminton rules say that naked people must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  10. When naked people are swallowed, they will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
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#8 is my favorite.
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Does anyone have any publications they'd like to put out of business? I've got a story on a (no longer new) local gamestore that's been the kiss of death for 2 different papers. Rejection letter witchcraft for hire.
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Laundry Fail

I keep a little bottle of scented linen spray next to the dryer.  I also have a spray bottle of water for when I forget about clothes in the dryer, I mean, when clothes come out wrinkled for some reason or another.

GUESS WHICH ONE I JUST SPRAYED ALL OVER THE SHEETS?